“Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! Robin…”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa you guys. We cannot go out caroling with these lyrics. I don’t think the sweet widow down the street is interested in Batman, or how the Joker got away, or why you’re dashing through the snow on a pair of rocket skis, or even why (and I quote) ‘the snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, Hey!’ Do you even know the real words?”
Andy was the only one who thought he could get through the first verse of Jingle Bells without digressing into Batman’s Lament.
We’ve clearly got some work to do before stepping out tonight with our pitch pipe and goodies.
Wish us luck!